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"When everything is going wrong, and you can’t see the point in going on, there’s nothing in life that’s set in stone, nothing that can’t be turned around."

Anonymous asked
you look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE

dajo42:

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come closer one second

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little closer

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okay close enough

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i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?

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that would be me.

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do you know what this crown means?

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it means i look fucking cute

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and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt

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now as your fucking queen, i royally declare

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that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema

plunderpuss:

Special for Tumblr, while i’m waiting for my phone to charge so i can leave the house! The snake rescue was popular, so here’s a rescue story of an even more cold creepy animal, lifted from my blog.

Cory Skerry & Seamus O'Carey care about crabs (apparently)
We’re like Aquaman’s less-impressive cousins, who save sealife from peril but can’t speak with it, so mostly it just thinks we’re trying to eat it and responds violently.

You remember the BB gun with a crab inside? We found more crabs in danger on Tuesday! The tide was out further than we’ve ever seen, and right at the waterline, there was a tangle of fishing line next to a snag. The tide was just starting to come in, so I had to wade out barefoot, but I figured it might be worth it. I found a big ol’ red rock dungeness crab,** and judging by how tangled up he was, he’d been there for quite awhile. He’d already lost a leg, and one of his mouth-parts was tied up. :( Seamus called from the dry parts of the shore to ask if I needed his knife, and at first I said no. After all, I could pick those loops off of his legs…

me picking up a crab tangled in fishing line
…but then I saw the snarl under his belly. And then I saw ANOTHER crab, and grabbed that one, too. Sorry for the bad cropping—as you can see, my hands were full, and Seamus was a little too distressed to properly frame the picture. After all, the tide was rolling in fast, and we had a lot of work ahead of us before the water became too deep to help the crabs.

I know they’re just huge bugs, but there shouldn’t be a bunch of garbage for them to get tangled in to begin with. Our species is totally the worst thing to happen to the planet since giant meteors punching a Gulf into the western hemisphere. If I get the chance, I like to clean up after us.

me holding two crabs tangled in fishing line
The second crab was easy to free, but the first crab was going to take a few minutes, so I held the whole tangle while Seamus sawed it free, even as the water reached for our rolled up pant legs. It was a race against time! We were like the MacGuyvers of tideflats!

We scooted back to shore, past a bewildered Briar, who couldn’t figure out why we wanted to play with a tangle of crappy trash and the ugliest kitty* she’d ever seen when she had this marvelous stick that could be thrown. Creepy Briar fact: That is the same stick she had the last time we were at this beach. She managed to find it again because she is obsessive-compulsive.

Briar patiently waiting for us to throw her stupid stick
Now that we were safe from the encroaching tide, we had time to puzzle at and slice away the knots on the crab.

tangled fishing line on a crab

Seamus cutting the tangled line from a crab
Mr. Crab was quite docile, and I’m practiced at handling them, so no one actually got pinched, but Seamus did scrape his hand on barnacles while he was trying to cut the mess free. He has been crowing ever since about how he got wounded during a rescue mission.

my pit bull inspects a crab
Hanzo met the crab briefly, after it was already playing dead. (His nose is safe! At least, probably. In my experience, crabs rarely wake up for pinchicuffs after they’ve already entered playing dead mode.) Briar didn’t even notice it was alive, or if she did, she still preferred her stick.

crab pretending to be dead so we don't mess with it
Mr. Crab apparently disapproved of us enough that even after we put him back in the water, he stuck around for a few minutes to glare before he finally scuttled off into the sunset.

ungrateful crab that we saved from a tangled fishing line

* We say “no kitty” about any small animal my dogs are not allowed to chase—including but not limited to cats, squirrels, birds, and leprechauns.

** ETA: Keffy caught that. I thought I remembered black tips on their claws, which is how I inexpertly tell the difference, but I glanced at the photos and they are totally yellow. My bad!

you made my day

gamingartandlove:

So uh, I haven’t seen this on my dash, but check out this kickstarter!

They’re waterballoons that SELF TIE, make a HUNDRED at a time, AND AND they’re biodegradablee!! Seriously why isn’t this all over my dash yet??

They’ve already reached WAY over their goal, but you can still get some early bird deliveries for an early start of the water balloon madness!

MY CHILDHOOD AMBITIONS MADE REALITY. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

shutupneff:

elihearts:

elizabitchtaylor:

They look like they’re in a heist movie with Rihanna as the tough-as-nails leader/master thief and Lupita as the genius computer hacker

I didn’t know I needed this until just now

Lupita as Shy Ronnie 2k14

Somebody write this? I need it in my life. And my pants.

shutupneff:

elihearts:

elizabitchtaylor:

They look like they’re in a heist movie with Rihanna as the tough-as-nails leader/master thief and Lupita as the genius computer hacker

I didn’t know I needed this until just now

Lupita as Shy Ronnie 2k14

Somebody write this? I need it in my life. And my pants.

(Source: fuckyeahrihanna)

psuedofolio:

O-o-h child things are gonna get easier

O-oh child things’ll get a brighter

Someday we’ll get it together and we’ll get it undone.

Someday when the world is much brighter

Someday we’ll walk in the rays of a beautiful sun

Someday when the world is much lighter…

(brilliant movie, thank you.)

smaugchiefestofcalamities:

Chris Pratt, Ladies and Gentlemen.

Once, when my friends and I were ordering pizza (and drunk) one dude was on the phone placing the order, and my friend shouted “WITH EXTRA PENIS!!” instead of ‘with extra pepperoni’… and Dominos hung up on us, and wouldn’t take our orders again for a month, citing “fuck you, no we don’t have any extra penis!” every time we tried to order again.

red-lipstick:

Taylor Marie McCormick aka Lalasiy - 1: Float On, 2012  2: 3.52, 2011  3: Starrs, 2012  4: Nightlights, 2012  5: Cosmic, 2012  6: White Night, 2012  7: Trance, 2012      Photography

(Source: taylor-mccormick)

No woman wants an abortion like she wants an ice cream cone or a Porsche. She wants an abortion like an animal caught in a trap wants to gnaw off its own leg.

Anonymous  (via sweetfilthpig)

Things men don’t understand #28464

(via izcon)